The Fattylympics will get underway on Saturday 7 July with stalls, performances and general hanging-out. Keep your eyes peeled for this:
Chub-Robics!
Join Vivacious von Vixen (pictured, left) in a vitalising warm-up for the Fattylympics opening ceremony!
With tongue planted firmly in cheek, Vivacious will lead an exercise routine like no other to get you pumped and limber for the day’s delights.
Stretch that satirical smirk and push your funny bone to the limit with moves carefully designed to flaunt the flab, laud your lard and applaud the ample-bodied.
Vivacious will provide just the exuberant encouragement you need and have you shedding your inhibitions and building body-positivity from the very first session. Including a range of accessible moves to accommodate all abilities, this pork-out will have even the sveltest of spectators shakin' and groovin'. Whether well-upholstered or blessed with the most petite of paunches, these moves will flatter any figure and praise physiques of all proportions.
Guaranteed to expand your sense of humour by at least two dress sizes.*
Join us around midday on 7 July to start working your wobble and realise your portly potential!
*Hyperbolic claims only verified when taken in combination with a pinch of salt.
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Monday, 4 June 2012
Monday, 20 February 2012
Propose a Fattylympics Event!
There will be four participatory competition events at the Fattylympics. One of these events is spoken for, but there are three remaining slots that need filling.
We are inviting proposals from people who want to create Fattylympics events for these three slots. We're looking for events that are:
What's in it for you?
You are welcome to promote your own stuff in the event, but you should not treat it as an advertisement. There will be general Fattylympics banners and decorations around the place, but if you need special equipment, you will have to make/acquire it yourself. There may be help available for transporting things to the venue. We cannot pay you but we have a very small amount of money to cover some costs. We will supply judges and stewards.
Proposing an event
ANYONE CAN PROPOSE AN EVENT! Group proposals are also welcome and encouraged. Your proposal should be no longer than two pages and should include:
Please send this information to beefergrrl@hotmail.com
Deadline for proposals is Friday 30 March 2012
THANK YOU!
We are inviting proposals from people who want to create Fattylympics events for these three slots. We're looking for events that are:
- Hilarious
- Visually appealing, eye-popping
- Make you feel glad to be alive
- Congruent with Fattylympics themes of DIY, satire, making things together, community, imperfection
- Accessible to people with all kinds of bodies and abilities
- Not insulting to anyone, least of all fat people (parody is encouraged, but ask us and other people if you're worried about what is and what isn't insulting)
What's in it for you?
- Amazing, fun-filled, beautiful times with incredible people
- A chance to create something really great at a unique and never-to-be-repeated event
- A lovely afternoon messing around in the park
- An opportunity to make something meaningful in the face of the You Know Whats
You are welcome to promote your own stuff in the event, but you should not treat it as an advertisement. There will be general Fattylympics banners and decorations around the place, but if you need special equipment, you will have to make/acquire it yourself. There may be help available for transporting things to the venue. We cannot pay you but we have a very small amount of money to cover some costs. We will supply judges and stewards.
Proposing an event
ANYONE CAN PROPOSE AN EVENT! Group proposals are also welcome and encouraged. Your proposal should be no longer than two pages and should include:
- Your name
- Contact details
- An explanation of what you'd like to do and in what space you'd like to do it (hard surface, playing field, grassy area)
- Pictures, diagrams, links etc
- A list of things you'll need help with
- Potential costs
- A plan for encouraging people to participate
Please send this information to beefergrrl@hotmail.com
Deadline for proposals is Friday 30 March 2012
THANK YOU!
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