We thank you for your interest in the Fattylympics but we are not interested in media coverage unless you are part of a local, non-profit, community organisation that can offer us collaborative editorial control, or we already know you. If this is not you, please stay away and leave us alone, your presence or involvement will not help, we don't want or need you to mediate our story. Yes, this means you.
Alternatively, you could lift content from this blog or Facebook without permission or warning, and make up something stupid and snidey that gets everything wrong, like The Telegraph did. Or you could have sneaked in and lied to people, and taken people's pictures to publish them without their consent like The Daily Mail did, and still get it wrong too.
